what can be smooth but also rough ;)))))
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"tumblr is great except for…"
the neo-nazis? the violent misogynists? the white supremacists? the glorification of mass murderers? the blogs committed to telling marginalized people to commit suicide? the pedophiles?
ah, yes, clearly it’s the marginalized people trying to get rights. they are the problem here. because they’re occasionally overzealous. or something.
Strangulation: Surprise neck hugs
Stabbing: Chest-based metal contribution
Beating to death: All-over fist bumps
Death by chainsaw: Cosmetic torso re-arrangements
Drowning: Extreme baths
Burning alive: Emergency heat increases
Shooting: 9mm face presents
Cannibalism: Anatomical appropriation
Skinning: ultra-close shaving
Decapitation: long-term height adjustment
Never not hilarious.
Little Boo comfortably napping
Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal
Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good.